DRINKS I ORDER AT STARBUCKS

  1. Grande whole milk latte. To which I add half n half.
  2. Grande iced coffee - just room. To which I add lots of half n half.
  3. Tall medium roast. To which I add half n half. Take a sip. Add realize I need more half n half.
  4. Venti unsweetened green tea lemonade. Extra ice. No half n half. Because tea. What am I a euro? No thanks.
  5. Sometimes I will order a frappuccino, just for the whip cream. Inhale all the whip cream and immediately regret ordering a frappuccino. Because, what to do with the rest of it? 💡Half n half.