REASONS I'M RUNNING A 1/2 MARATHON THIS SUNDAY

  1. Those 13.1 miles aren't going to run themselves.
  2. Setting realistic goals works better than unrealistic ones like, let's say "get my shit together."
  3. I'm constantly trying to 1 up my nemesis. But she doesn't know it. And for G's sake don't tell her.
  4. My dad will say it's a bad idea and shake his head. But secretly he'll be proud because it'll be something I didn't fail at.
  5. I can.