Reasons why I'm late

  1. Fell asleep/ didn't hear the alarm
    Anything that involves sleeping in and not being able to wake up early is a big issue for me.
  2. Car problems
    Like not having one.
  3. Bank problems
    Idk I just thought of this one today.
  4. My dog looked too sad that I was leaving
    He needed to be comforted. Or I did. Well never know.
  5. Burned breakfast
    Per usual.
  6. Poured breakfast on my clothes by accident
    Coffee is breakfast sometimes.
  7. Poured breakfast on my clothes intentionally
    Kinky