1. The Godfather
  2. Human Centipede
    "You want to bite me, bite my boots"
  3. Teeth
  4. Chocolat with Johnny Depp
    Recommend watching with some white wine and summer salad
  5. American Pie: The Naked Mile
    5 star performance from Stifler's little cousin
  6. Jack and Jill
    Starring Adam Sandler as Jack! And Jill!
  7. Paul Blart Mall Cop
    An instant classic
  8. Don't be a Menace
  9. Napoleon Dynamite
    Vote Pedro
  10. Into the Woods
    This is where we draw the line folks, this movie fucking sucked, and I know movies