Please submit your own.
  1. Lolita Haze is a seductress / Humbert Humbert is a poor romantic who is just in some way disturbed but the poor guy / the book Lolita is in any way a two-sided romance or a one-sided romance we should glorify / we should not feel sympathy primarily for Dolly Schiller, always
  2. Jonathan Franzen is a feminist and great for women everywhere
  3. James Potter is an asshole who stole Lily from Snape