ALLOW ME TO LISTRODUCE™ MYSELF

Sorry.
  1. My younger sister is cooler than me.
    She lives and works in LA and knows people who know people including people who created this app, which is how I ended up here.
  2. I first wrote 10 very basic entries into this list then deleted them all except the one above because it felt like something my cool sister would never do.
  3. Sometimes I think about all the tweets, statuses, lists, and texts I've chickened out on and deleted and I imagine they all still exist in some purgatory for aborted internet thoughts.
  4. So, in the end what you get to learn about me is I will never tell you most of the things I think about telling you.
  5. It will be a really big deal for me if I don't delete this in 5 minutes.