Girl Names, Ranked by How Much She Will Destroy You

  1. 8.
    Angelica
    Mainly bullies babies, so ultimately not that threatening.
  2. 7.
    Liz
    She's mostly cooperative, unless you get between her and a meatball sub.
  3. 6.
    Leslie
    A lovely person, but she cannot be brought down by trolls.
  4. 5.
    Lisa
    I knew a girl named Lisa who claimed to have a romantic relationship with Gene Simmons when we were 13. Lisa=unpredictable.
  5. 4.
    Kim
    Will do anything to keep her Gremlin, or to protect her 💍FAMILY💍
  6. 3.
    Regina
    Regal, fierce, fights dirty.
  7. 2.
    Dolores
    Willing to do awful things for awful causes.
  8. 1.
    Hillary