Inimitable
  1. Earlier this summer my best friend since birth got married in remote Oregon...
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  2. ... On a rock in the middle of a class IV rapid
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  3. The bridesmaids wore Target sundresses
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    and Chacos
  4. And the boys wore tuxedo t-shirts, black pants, and boutineers on their PFDs
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  5. Which we all wore, for safety
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  6. We put in in two rafts and floated down the river for about 30 minutes
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    With a cooler full of bouquets, and beverages
  7. And maneuvered a tricky landing on this rock
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  8. Where my girl walked down the aisle and got hitched
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  9. While 60 or so people watched from the bank
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  10. They said their vows, switched some rings, and we all toasted champagne
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  11. Then we hitched this sign to the back of a raft, got back on the river and floated another 20 minutes to the take-out
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  12. It was the coolest thing I've ever done
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