Teacher lines from Freaks and Geeks that I plan to say at some point this year

Hot dog, lemme at 'em
  1. "Alan, you don't have anything better to do than to crush Mr. Weir's dessert?"
  2. "I can't make you be a mathlete. But I can make you work the refreshment table at the homecoming dance."
  3. "Why not ask Jenny Pollan if drinking is cool? Well, you can't ask her. She crashed into a pole this past winter, driving drunk after a New Years party."
  4. "Coco, this isn't the cafeteria from Fame."
  5. "If the worst thing in your life is that someone makes you go to the dance, then I'd say that's a pretty good life."
  6. "I heard the words but your eyes said something else. They said, 'I’m lost. I need your help. Don’t listen to me. Guide me.'"
  7. "This isn't the last chopper out of Saigon. Can we please just crank down the drama a notch?"
  8. "I know Daniel is cute with his bedroom eyes and his stringy hair, but he’s a loser."
  9. "Why don't you go pick on someone your own size. There's a bus in the parking lot."
  10. "Last one to class, first one on welfare. Your choice."
  11. "When you get the clap because you weren’t paying attention in health class is that going to be funny too?"
  12. "When I was going through these questions I was a little disturbed by yours."
  13. "Okay, go to the nurse’s office. Pick up the Academy Award on the way there."
  14. "Schweiber put on some clothes. You look like a 50-year-old man."
  15. "Let’s settle down. We’ve got a lot to do today. We’re going to be dissecting kittens... Just trying to get your attention."
  16. "It's a little dark. We want to sell yearbooks, not tell the truth."
  17. "I could get up every morning and go 'I don't wanna go and help a bunch of kids. I’m tired.' But I don’t. I get up, and put on my shirt and my tie and I say, 'Hot dog! Lemme at ’em.'"