Things I said I'd do this summer/ what I did instead

Back to school, back to school...
  1. Redecorate the front porch/ make my bed sometimes
  2. Write 40 poems/ read Harry Potter and the Cursed Child
    Wrote like 25, though!
  3. Desensitize myself to online dating/ renew my hatred of online dating
  4. Be a movie extra/ become obsessed with li.st
    Effectively the same level of fame
  5. So long, summer!