Requested by Heather

Better hardware store pick-up lines

see previous list for bad pick-up lines
  1. Do you have stripper ?
  2. Wanna get hammered?
    Suggested by   @doodler19
  3. Nice tiller. Can I plow your field?
    Suggested by   @doodler19
  4. Know where I can get a good screw?
    Suggested by   @doodler19
  5. And they say Ace is the place...
    Suggested by   @doodler19
  6. Is that a PVC pipe in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?
    Suggested by   @doodler19
  7. Hey there, sweetheart. You sure look like a True Value.
    Suggested by   @doodler19
  8. Home Depot? I thought this was Bone Depot.
    Suggested by   @doodler19
  9. I need a hand with my hardware. If you know what I mean... 😉
    Suggested by   @doodler19
  10. Can I see your selection of Dickies?
    Suggested by   @doodler19
  11. Wanna see my wood?
    Suggested by   @doodler19