Better hardware store pick-up lines
see previous list for bad pick-up lines
- •Do you have stripper ?
- •Wanna get hammered?
- •Nice tiller. Can I plow your field?
- •Know where I can get a good screw?
- •And they say Ace is the place...
- •Is that a PVC pipe in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?
- •Hey there, sweetheart. You sure look like a True Value.
- •Home Depot? I thought this was Bone Depot.
- •I need a hand with my hardware. If you know what I mean... 😉
- •Can I see your selection of Dickies?
- •Wanna see my wood?