"Clever" things people say to cashiers
you're not funny
- •"Big Sale"Buys 50 cents worth of screws
- •(Total that sounds like a year) "oh that was a good year"Not even alive during that year
- •The day is too beautiful to be stuck at workYeah. I can see that through the windows.. And I'm bashing my head against them dreaming of the sun
- •Lemme give you my two centsPlease just give me the money and leave
- •Do you take Texas dollars?
- •(price under a dollar) I don't think I can afford that
- •"out of twenty?" -me "No it's $1000 dollar bill"- customer
- •(Buys garden trowel) I dig that
- •"would you like a bag?" -me "No I was married to three of them"- customer
- •50¢ like the rapper?