Overheard in the diner

in a very small country town
  1. He pushed me off a 60 foot cliff but I landed in a puddle so I was okay
  2. Can you just give him something to make him sick? I don't want to kill him...just make him sick
  3. I bring my own Onions and mustard
    I don't like that honey mustard stuff you have here
  4. The best onions are from Peru
  5. He comes for 3 hours in the morning and 2 in the afternoon ... everyday
  6. I better be in your will....I want something sentimental...you'll probably leave me your coffee cup
    Waitress to a regular