Unsolicited advice

imagine receiving unsolicited advice that just doesn't make any sense...inspired by a real comment on this li.st This post is dedicated to my sunglasses
  1. My sunglasses got lost at the bottom of the river
    Try putting your phone in a bag of rice
  2. My car's not working right
    Try putting an ice pack on it
  3. I'm not feeling so well today
    Try setting your oven to 350° F
  4. You look like you're gaining weight too fast.
    Said to me by my grandmother when I was pregnant with my daughter. At my son's birthday party.
    Suggested by   @doodler19