Reason I will regret joining this little shindig

(in no particular order)
  1. I'm unorganized
    And I like it that way
  2. I'm bored with life
    But not thaaat bored
  3. I don't know what I've gotten myself into
    This feels like it might take "effort"
  4. I don't even have a twitter
    I'm serious. I'm that lame
  5. Otters
    Have you seen otters? They're cute af and deserve my undivided attention
  6. Damit see?? The otters call to me. Well this had been fun