MESSAGES MY MOM HAS SENT ME SINCE SHE DISCOVERED FACEBOOK MESSENGER
Nothing is sacred.
- •She doesn't understand privacy settings.
- •She is wildly optimistic.
- •She ~loves to network.
- •She still hasn't figured out privacy settings but that won't slow her down; she'll plan a mother daughter cooking date instead.
- •Honestly this is exhausting.
- •I don't have the heart to ask her to stop, so now I just respond in emojis.