THINGS I SAID TODAY THAT MADE ME SOUND OLD

I am 21.
  1. 1.
    "I was once a Senate page!"
    Said while viewing an exhibit on pages at the Georgia State Capitol
  2. 2.
    "This is the Governor's conference room. I had lunch in here six years ago."
  3. 3.
    "Wow, I have never heard so much screaming in my life!"
    While chaperoning my friend's 13 y.o. sister at a concert.
  4. 4.
    "This is a very angsty song."
  5. 5.
    "Wow, she is wearing very little clothing!"
  6. 6.
    "She has to know there are parents here."
  7. 7.
    "I'm chaperoning my friend's 13 y.o. sister at a concert."
  8. 8.
    "On the ride home you should probably tell her to not accept drinks from strangers."
    After hearing from my friend's little sister that a random girl gave her "Gatorade" during the concert 😱
  9. 9.
    "Ugh, I'm tired."
    At 10:30
  10. 10.
    Sat in the lobby with the parents through the opening act
    Unsaid, but this aged me nonetheless.