WAYS MY FATHER HAS DESCRIBED WHAT I DO FOR A LIVING

  1. "A web logger?"
  2. "Like that woman on Sex And The City but shorter and more like a mouse."
  3. "She's on the Facebook all day. I told her to call that Zuckerberg kid and tell him she's on the Facebook all day, but what do I know?"
  4. "Tippy tappy tippy tappy with your fingers, all the time, you're giving me a headache."
  5. "An Internet person...?" (Said questioningly)
  6. "It's like she works at a magazine, but not as good."
  7. "A smart-ass, that's what."