Ways in which I am not suited for a corporate office job

I studied music and have a rude t shirt collection and yet somehow I'm going on two years in this cube...
  1. This is the level shoes I like to wear. Silver birkenstocks that I got to wear to a festival.
  2. I get alcohol delivered to the office and then take selfies with it
    I am not drinking this on the job but I do have it in the fridge so it'll be cold and I can have it after work
  3. My favorite music to listen to at work is explicit rap or musical soundtracks
    Chance the Rapper 😍
  4. This is my coffee mug.