Hot Cosmo Ready Sex Tips

  1. Don't make so much eye contact
  2. Wait you're not making enough eye contact
  3. Don't talk about dad. Don't talk about dad. Don't talk about dad.
  4. Do you think he knows about my last publication?
  5. Oh wow what's that?
  6. Should I be thinking this much during?
  7. Tell him about Curiosity's plans to sample Martian water.
  8. Wait I forgot to do my meditation tonight
  9. I wonder what this is like for people who aren't neurotic.
  10. Hurry up we have to be done in time to see SpaceX's next launch.