Reasons I eat hot dogs

  1. I am being haunted by a ghost that wants me to eat hot dogs
    Not a joke. Ask my friends.
  2. I like to pretend I'm a high fashion hot dog model
    I look ahead and say, "Easy, breezy, beautiful. Covergirl." Then take a bite of the hot dog and wink at the camera.
  3. My professor gives me a bump on my essay grades if I eat hot dogs while writing papers for her
  4. To fuck with vegans