Reasons I eat hot dogs
- •I am being haunted by a ghost that wants me to eat hot dogsNot a joke. Ask my friends.
- •I like to pretend I'm a high fashion hot dog modelI look ahead and say, "Easy, breezy, beautiful. Covergirl." Then take a bite of the hot dog and wink at the camera.
- •My professor gives me a bump on my essay grades if I eat hot dogs while writing papers for her
- •To fuck with vegans