WHAT I ATE LAST SATURDAY

It will only get worse as the day progresses...
  1. 11:30a - Scrambled eggs whites with mushrooms & kale
  2. 11:32a - 4 strawberries
  3. 2:47p - Double scoop ice cream cup from Baskin Robbins
  4. 5:38p - Man handed out strips of bacon and I ate one
  5. 6:00p-10:00p - BACON EVERYTHING