Top things heard at the Proctologist's
- •<Doctor> How long have you had this fascination with gerbils?
- •<Doctor> What was it like to work with Julia Roberts in "Pretty Woman?"
- •<Doctor> Hey! What happened to my wristwatch?
- •<You> Does this mean we're engaged!
- •<Doctor> Please DON'T cough
- •<You> ouch-and-a-half!