Top things heard at the Proctologist's

  1. <Doctor> How long have you had this fascination with gerbils?
  2. <Doctor> What was it like to work with Julia Roberts in "Pretty Woman?"
  3. <Doctor> Hey! What happened to my wristwatch?
  4. <You> Does this mean we're engaged!
  5. <Doctor> Please DON'T cough
  6. <You> ouch-and-a-half!