ARTICLES OF CLOTHING THAT MADE ME SWIPE LEFT AFTER VIEWING MORE PHOTOS
What lies beneath a profile photo
- •American flag sunglasses
- •Shepard Fairy "Hope" t-shirt of Grumpy Cat
- •Lip ringNot an article of clothing but an abominable affectation nonetheless
- •An open vest with nothing underneath itTucked in??????
- •Military uniform
- •Dress shirt open to THIRD BUTTON
- •FedoraLast pic appearance. Devastating.
- •Like three really old random t shirtsThe kind you have for ever and don't know where they came from and wear to sleep (I thought)
- •Harem pants