ARTICLES OF CLOTHING THAT MADE ME SWIPE LEFT AFTER VIEWING MORE PHOTOS

What lies beneath a profile photo
  1. American flag sunglasses
  2. Shepard Fairy "Hope" t-shirt of Grumpy Cat
  3. Lip ring
    Not an article of clothing but an abominable affectation nonetheless
  4. An open vest with nothing underneath it
    Tucked in??????
  5. Military uniform
  6. Dress shirt open to THIRD BUTTON
  7. Fedora
    Last pic appearance. Devastating.
  8. Like three really old random t shirts
    The kind you have for ever and don't know where they came from and wear to sleep (I thought)
  9. Harem pants