I WILL NOT:
- •Watch scary movies.They give me nightmares. Hi, I'm 35.
- •Drink diet soda.Not because it's unhealthy.....but because it makes me break out.
- •Order boneless, skinless chicken breast in a restaurant.I don't care if it's sauced, sautéed, or otherwise gussied up. I'm not paying $14 for a dish that's centered around the saddest piece of meat in the culinary spectrum.
- •Entertain the thought of wearing a romper.Unless you're 5'10" or taller, you're just going to look like an adult masquerading as a giant baby.