THINGS THAT ARE "OUT", ACCORDING TO MY MOM

This will be ongoing, as I hear from my mom about things that she hates.
  1. Will Forte's beard on Last Man on Earth.
  2. Game of Thrones, because of the over the top sex stuff.
  3. Whinging
  4. The thought of me having another baby.
  5. The woman holding a tiny lapdog crooked in her left arm while driving out of the parking lot of Ozman's school after the holiday concert, where did she even put that thing during the program??
  6. Any bed sheet that she has deemed insufficiently clean, often to my total surprise when I go into a kid's room to put him or her down for a nap.
  7. Contributing to the holiday card addressing process.
  8. Hawaiian Christmas music, because it is "confusing".
  9. The poor signage on Rock Creek Parkway.