1. Age 10ish - My parents told me they had gotten me a very "grown-up"gift. I thought it was going to be my first cellphone. It was snorkeling gear.
    Still cool though!!!
  2. Freshman year - A boy who I was madly in love with at the time was listening to music and put one of his earbuds in my ear. I thought it was going to be a sweet, sentimental song...It was "The Internet Is Made For Porn" from Avenue Q.
    Sigh....theater boys just don't get it.