CURES FOR A BAD MOOD

I don't know about you but I sure am moody. Here are some 99% effective bad mood fixes.
  1. Eat a hamburger
  2. Eat a vegan meal and examine the pasty patrons of the vegan joint
  3. Reread a children's book you once loved but forgot about
  4. Call someone over the age of 80. They will be so excited!
  5. Exercise :(