IF LAMBY ANTONOFF DUNHAM COULD TALK
Thank you @mianguyen for asking me to do what I am doing in my head all the time.
- •"GOOD MORNING LOSERS!!!"
- •"You know what they say, bromigos! 3 walks a day keeps the doctor away!"
- •"It's those Goddamned bulldogs again, thinking they own the fuckin' elevator. Well, they're New Englanders and I grew up in CROOKLYN BABY THESE STREETS BIRTHED ME."
- •"It's so gross when Lena refers to me as her 'mommy wommy momela.' I already have a mom, bitch! But I don't remember her😢"
- •"Meat is where it's at but I'll for sure fuck with cantaloupe."
- •"Do me a favor, Lena? Run the shower again so I can lap at it fiendishly?"
- •"All these paparazzi at LAX actin' like they've never seen a terrier poodle mix before."
- •"I'm working on a screenplay about a bunch of shelter dogs with a get rich quick scheme. Some guys at William Morris Endeavor are hip pocketing me."
- •"I don't talk to the press about my sexuality, but let's just say I have nothing to hide."
- •"It's important to have time to suckle your own inner thigh for awhile before bed."
- •"I love my grandma and she loves Moschino."
- •"I know you say all dogs can't have chocolate but I'm not all dogs."
- •"GOODNIGHT! And don't let the bed bugs bite! By the way, sorry I brought fleas in on my single blonde dread."