JACK AND LENA'S GRAND CARBONARA EXPERIMENT!

Ever since rewatching Heartburn last month, I've been craving carbonara. And this week I really need some comfort food. But I can't make carbonara! I can't make anything! Well, grief turned me bold.
  1. Decided not to look at any recipes
    Meryl didn't need no cookbook to make this post coital snack. BTW @jennikonner feels strongly that Meryl feeding Nicholsen is the best food scene in film history.
  2. @jackantonoff cooked the bacon...
    Extra crispy!
  3. ...while I mixed 2 whole eggs, some shredded mozzarella, salt and black pepper.
  4. Gluten free penne
    For my health, ya know?
  5. Mixed it all together in my best yellow pot while the pasta was still steaming...
  6. And the results were hearty, rustic (I don't actually know what that means) and so exciting that I had to call my mom before we even ate.
    Jack drank a thimble full of wine to celebrate!
  7. Use Parmesan next time
    Suggested by   @jennikonner