SIGNS THAT SOMETHING IS SORT OF UP WITH YOU
I've only done 3 of these and by the grace of G-d only 1 this week, but I have eyes...
- •Sudden haircut (usually a bob or "lob")
- •Sudden dog adoption followed by massive regret followed by the words "this dog is my destiny"
- •Gleeful job quitting without any warning or back up plan
- •Deciding, under the guidance of a brand new totally untested friend, that one of your parents is a clinical narcissist
- •Texting @jennikonner "I'm sobbing" then 10 mins later "I feel so alive" then 5 mins later "I'm shaking, should I exercise?"
- •Buying an Andrea Boccelli album
- •Accepting a social invitation from an Uber driver about to end his shift
- •Buying all the ingredients for lasagna then going to sleep for 25 hours