SOME THINGS I'VE HALLUCINATED DURING THIS SINUS INFECTION
Who needs a thermometer when you have nonsensical waking dreams?
- •A misunderstood British teen hanging by my bathroom door asking why he was bornToo much BBC
- •My face is a popcorn maker and every time I blow my nose...Well, you get the idea
- •My phone is ringing and the caller ID says MOM'S MAD
- •Work emergencyToo many puppies in the accounting department!!!
- •I accidentally tweeted something offensive about international relationsAnd I don't even know what that would MEAN it was a food related tweet this is gonna end my career let's delete it before David Geffen sees it!?