Things I found when I finally cleaned Jenni & my office

@jennikonner and I share an office and today it got a thorough cleaning. Here are some of the special things I discovered in the process.
  1. Judo mat with back massaging capabilities and accompanying neck pillow
  2. many containers of Moon Juice Sex Dust
  3. like more t shirts that say feminist than can even be counted
  4. a few sports bras that had literally eroded like dead bodies (they belonged to both parties)
  5. many Afghan scarves in a tote bag
  6. coloring books for adults
  7. a zit mirror (Jenni reminded me this is called a magnifying mirror)
  8. wine inside a shoe box
  9. Jenni's sons math & spelling homework under the couch