THINGS I'M EXCITED TO DO WHEN I GET PREGNANT
Someday I hope to be pregnant. Here are the things I'd like to do during those months.
- •Wear a tube top
- •Direct a feature film and always have crew guys offering me a chair and I'm like "nah I'm cool"
- •Fire someone and be really mean about it because they deserve it and yeah you didn't think you'd get it from a pregnant lady like this did you??
- •Do my own stunts (like swimming and dancing)
- •Get those jeans with a stretchy waistband
- •Allow some respectful nudes to be taken of me
- •Allow some less respectful nudes to be taken of me
- •Have @jackantonoff be like "are you hungry?" And me be like "yeah can you pop over to the borough of Queens and grab some Indian food?"