THINGS I REALLY WANT TO DO BEFORE I TURN THIRTY

I know age ain't nothing but a number, but there's some shit I need to do this year or it's just never gonna happen.
  1. Wear a bikini top under a denim jacket to an evening party.
  2. Shave my head (only with permission from @jennikonner)
  3. Tell my mom I hate her one last time. I think over thirty it's unbecoming? FYI I do love her