THINGS I THINK WHEN I CAN'T REACH MY BOYFRIEND ON THE PHONE

Hey @jackantonoff call me?
  1. He's been in a rural tour bus accident
  2. He accepted pills from a stranger
  3. He's finally sick of the drama
  4. He met Lana Del Rey at a fast food joint and there were FIREWORKS
  5. He fell asleep watching Pretty Little Liars