THINGS JENNI KONNER AND I HAVE TEXTED ABOUT IN THE LAST 2 DAYS

  1. Kimmy Schmidt
  2. Mono (how long does it last?)
  3. Juliette Lewis' cool fashion style
  4. "I'm canceling my vaginal steaming for logistical reasons" -me
  5. "Sad but true" -her
  6. Whether we can still write the show Girls or did we forget how?
  7. Gluten free avocado salad pizza
    from EVO Kitchen in LA 😍😍😍
  8. Murder (ones Robert Durst committed)
  9. Murder (ones I JOKINGLY threatened to commit, also via text)
  10. Secrets
  11. Current Events
    just kidding