THINGS JENNI KONNER TEXTS ME ABOUT WHILE WE ARE IN THE SAME ROOM

@jennikonner and I share an office mostly all day and still, she texts me about...
  1. Breakfast
  2. Celebrity pregnancies
  3. Emotions
  4. Lunch
  5. To ask me to translate tweets
  6. To help me keep up with the Kardashians
  7. Emotions
  8. Dinner
    (To be clear, I text her a lot too, probably even more)