THINGS LAMBY DID ON THE PLANE

  1. Eat a plain yogurt
  2. Drink a small cranberry juice
  3. Sleep across my head
  4. Sniff a sleeping man's knuckle tattoo
  5. Step in what the stewardess called "filthy water"
  6. Smell like fish
  7. Visit @jennikonner across the aisle
  8. When a man asked "is that a cockapoo?" well I swear he shook his head