THINGS MY DOG HAS DONE SINCE I GOT HOME AN HOUR AGO

Lamby and I have been apart for a month. I cried at least 3 times from missing him. This is how he greeted me.
  1. A few spritzes of urine in noticeable but hard to reach places!
  2. A touch of diarrhea (or perhaps a soupçon?)
  3. Held onto my pants leg with his teeth while I walked around the house checking for more pee...
  4. Three long low moans 🎶
  5. Ate my underwear while I showered (flattering.)