THINGS MY DOG HAS DONE SINCE I GOT HOME AN HOUR AGO
Lamby and I have been apart for a month. I cried at least 3 times from missing him. This is how he greeted me.
- •A few spritzes of urine in noticeable but hard to reach places!
- •A touch of diarrhea (or perhaps a soupçon?)
- •Held onto my pants leg with his teeth while I walked around the house checking for more pee...
- •Three long low moans 🎶
- •Ate my underwear while I showered (flattering.)