THINGS YOU SHOULD NOT PUT IN OR NEAR YOUR VAGINA

I did it so you don't have to
  1. A Diva Cup
  2. Polyester
  3. The Dead Sea
  4. A travel size generic lube presented to you by a college sophomore
  5. New York Subway seat sans barrier
  6. Neutrogena Makeup Removing Towelette
  7. Dog Shampoo
  8. A line cook's penis