WHAT'S SO SCARY ABOUT A HOUSE

@jackantonoff and I have a house in LA! When we decided to get a house in LA, I was so tickled and full of adult emotion that I sort of forgot how much time we spend apart. I was raised in apartments all the way and a house is a whole OTHER scene. When Jack isn't here I can't stop thinking about...
  1. The glass windows
  2. The jump-able fence
  3. The gas stove
  4. The French doors
  5. The proximity to a liquor store where a cash strapped vagrant might plot to kill a lady
  6. What do you do when you're alone in a house!?