1. Too much respect for the Holocaust
  2. Too much respect for Liam Neeson
  3. It's not funny
  4. It's already been a Shouts & Murmurs in an alternate reality
  5. Your grandma would be mad
  6. Because we all know what's on the list: milk, eggs, bread, revenge
  7. Good night & good luck
  8. I won't tell if you don't
    Suggested by @sashaspielberg