WHY NO ONE HERE HAS MADE SCHINDLERS LIST YET

  1. Too much respect for the Holocaust
  2. Too much respect for Liam Neeson
  3. It's not funny
  4. It's already been a Shouts & Murmurs in an alternate reality
  5. Your grandma would be mad
  6. Because we all know what's on the list: milk, eggs, bread, revenge
  7. Good night & good luck
  8. I won't tell if you don't
    Suggested by   @sashaspielberg