I went with my photographer sister in law while she was taking head shots.
  1. Oooo your eyes are not symmetrical
  2. You're from Arkansas? So do you have a southern draw??
  3. "You're the white Dwayne Johnson.. You're Dwight Johnson"
  4. "She just went from zero to eleven"
  5. "You just found out Darth Vader is Luke's father"
  6. "You're eating a 24 ounce prime rib, meat is all in your teeth and blood trickling down your chin"