I went with my photographer sister in law while she was taking head shots.
- •Oooo your eyes are not symmetrical
- •You're from Arkansas? So do you have a southern draw??
- •"You're the white Dwayne Johnson.. You're Dwight Johnson"
- •"She just went from zero to eleven"
- •"You just found out Darth Vader is Luke's father"
- •"You're eating a 24 ounce prime rib, meat is all in your teeth and blood trickling down your chin"