HOW TO BREAK IN NEW BOOTS

  1. 1.
    cry as your feet go numb until you can't take it anymore
  2. 2.
    hair dryer directly on boot to loosen the leather
  3. 3.
    leather conditioner and patience
  4. 4.
    shove a tennis ball and let it sit overnight
  5. 5.
    shove a mason jar as far as you can in your boot and rub it while watching Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets