DISNEY CHARACTERS I'D DATE BUT WOULD NOT TAKE HOME TO MOM

Thx for this @michael_circa91 😆
  1. Peter (Chronicles of Narnia)
    King of fantasy world "Narnia" Which he can only access through a wardrobe. Except now he's too old so he doesn't even technically have a kingdom anymore.
  2. Aladdin
    Literally lives on the streets.
  3. Linguini
    Although he's successful, he's the awkward scrawny ginger of my Dad's nightmares.
  4. Andy Brink
    Amateur rollerblader. Pet groomer.
  5. Tarzan
    King of the Jungle. Dangerous hobbies include fighting cheetahs bare handed, and swinging from vines through said jungle.
  6. Flynn Rider
    Professional thief.
  7. Michael Moscovitz
    In a band. Repairs cars.