END OF THE MONTH EXISTENTIAL CRISIS

At the end/beginning of every month I have an existential crisis about time VS productivity (lack thereof) This list will make you all think I'm a crazy person.
  1. Another month has passed
  2. Does time even really exist
  3. What do you DO LAST MONTH LA??
  4. Nothing??? U worked. K gr8!
  5. You still have your job, you still like your job.
    NICE
  6. Are you still feeling like you're /getting/ somewhere?
    Do I need to????
  7. YOU ARE STILL READING THAT BOOK YOU STARTED IN JANUARY
  8. You spent too much time watching YouTube
  9. don't think about the fact that you even had an extra day to waste
  10. You traveled!
    WELL DONE. TRAVEL AGAIN, AND SOON!
  11. PLAN THE TRIP TO CHICAGO
  12. STOP BEING LAZY AND DO SOMETHINGGGG
  13. YOU STARTD CLEANING YOUR CLOSET OUT IN JANUARY AND YOURE STILL NOT DONE
  14. you can't blame work.
  15. A lot of people work wayyyyy more than you
  16. YOURE GOING TO BE 25 PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER MAN
  17. go to more shows!!!! MARCH IS HERE
  18. oh my god March is here