1. The feeling after taking the first sip of coffee will never get old.
  2. I started reading IQ84 and I'm already totally invested
  3. Getting my haircut tomorrow
    How short will I go? I'll probably chicken out because I had a bad haircut once and I still get so nervous every time.
  4. I forgot to order the record I wanted while I was at work today
    We were so busy I kept forgetting and then I remembered that I forgot when I was driving home. Also I don't remember if I clocked out or not. Must be the Nargles.
  5. I can now do the alphabet without singing the song.
    Only took 24 years. 🔠