FUNNY THINGS THAT ME AND MICHAEL SAID ON THE WAY TO A HIPSTER COFFEESHOP
@ SNL/NBC @michael_circa91 and I are ready for our close-ups/pilot.
- •COOL YOUR HOAGIES@ Davanni's delivery man almost running a red light.
- •*misses turn to entrance ramp*Michael: Yea that happened. LA: Cool we can just take 169. Michael: I LOVE taking 169. (Sarcasm)
- •Debrief about fuckboys of the dayEnds with Liz lemon quote. "I already have a drink, can he send me mozzarella sticks or something?"
- •I'm not being racist it's just the facts!!!(TALKING ABOUT PRODUCE)
- •TLDR @ parking sign
- •"Did you bring the stuff"LA: What stuff. OH THE TYLENOL. Michael: I've never taken this before so if I puff up like a blueberry roll me outside into the street... and see how far I go. LA: okay, I'll do it for the vine.
- •WE SHOULD HAVE PRACTICED OUR ORDER FIRSTseriously we joked about loitering the entire way here and THEN THE BARISTA MAKES A JOKE ABOUT LOITERING. WE WERE ALREADY NERVOUS. 😰