FUNNY THINGS THAT ME AND MICHAEL SAID ON THE WAY TO A HIPSTER COFFEESHOP

@ SNL/NBC @michael_circa91 and I are ready for our close-ups/pilot.
  1. COOL YOUR HOAGIES
    @ Davanni's delivery man almost running a red light.
  2. *misses turn to entrance ramp*
    Michael: Yea that happened. LA: Cool we can just take 169. Michael: I LOVE taking 169. (Sarcasm)
  3. Debrief about fuckboys of the day
    Ends with Liz lemon quote. "I already have a drink, can he send me mozzarella sticks or something?"
  4. I'm not being racist it's just the facts!!!
    (TALKING ABOUT PRODUCE)
  5. TLDR @ parking sign
  6. "Did you bring the stuff"
    LA: What stuff. OH THE TYLENOL. Michael: I've never taken this before so if I puff up like a blueberry roll me outside into the street... and see how far I go. LA: okay, I'll do it for the vine.
  7. WE SHOULD HAVE PRACTICED OUR ORDER FIRST
    seriously we joked about loitering the entire way here and THEN THE BARISTA MAKES A JOKE ABOUT LOITERING. WE WERE ALREADY NERVOUS. 😰