LISTS MY FAMILY WOULD MAKE ABOUT ME
- •Reasons why we think our daughter is still singleThe only bulletin point would be she scoffs and rolls her eyes whenever any male says anything nice to her. (This is only 75% true)
- •Nice men our daughter should date/marry
- •Things we wish our daughter wouldn't say on a daily basis.Numbered list of things such as "what's it matter, we're all going to die anyway" or "PLEASE; BE MORE WHITE" or "I WILL NOT PAY $4 FOR THIS FOOD (but is then willing to spend $150 on Yeezys)
- •Number of times our daughter mentions Harry Styles in passing.Daily lists of just a number. Sundays are usually the worst because I think Harry is the kind of person who enjoys Sundays.
- •OUR DAUGHTER WORKS AT A RECORD/SMOKE SHOP. DOES SHE DO DRUGS? +
- •We should be empty nesters; our daughter's plan and what went wrong.